Pretty cool
The spire parody thing is ok. I laughed a little when Kung-Fu mixed with Zelda. One thing I wanted, was that the ladies that he first sees, ask him to "heal" him. You know. The hookers in Zelda 2.
Now plot-wise I won't talk about ay of it, but it is realy ok at some parts, and bad at others. That's all I'll say for that. One thing I will say, but it is really early on is that why not take Zelda to your own home. She might be lying asleep, but you can stil pick her up and take er to your house so no evil comes.
Oh and the beginning sucked, but I guess we needed it. Oh well. It was a cool parody.